Low-Key Lysmith
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Reality TV and talk shows infuriate me.
by Low-Key Lysmith inimo, they are no different a form of entertainment than the gladiatorial arena fights of ancient rome.
i actually feel that they are more sinister because they attack people on an emotional level.
jerry springer, dr. phil, the real world, survivor, elimidate, all are full of nothing but catty, bitchy women and douchebag frat boys or people cheating on one another, or a panel of celebrity "judges" who do nothing but get laughs by ruthlessly insulting other people.
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My girlfriends cat is a stone-cold killer.
by Low-Key Lysmith ini don't know how to stop her.
we put a bell around her neck so that she makes noise when she moves around but she still manages to kill at least one sparrow or squirrel a day.
i was on the back porch smoking a cigar one afternoon and saw her jump up and catch a low-flying crow right out of the air.
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Cryptozoology.
by Low-Key Lysmith in.
i watched a cool show on all the urban mythical creatures like bigfoot, the yeti, the loch ness monster, champ, mokele mmbe, mothman, etc.
what are your thoughts on the existence of such creatures?
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My Sister.
by Low-Key Lysmith inmy younger sister is coming out for a visit tomorrow.
we keep it a secret from the rest of the family because i am disfellowshipped and she's not supposed to be hanging with me.
we are just recently becoming closer as she is beginning to have her doubts about the borg, and is currently on "public reproof" status.
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Porky?
by Low-Key Lysmith inin leu of all these threads lately about what attracts us to the opposite (or same) sex, i was wondering if any of y'all out there share my love for the ladies (or gentlemen, if in your case) to have a little "junk in the trunk" or "cushion for the pushin'"?
i like really voluptuous women.
not obese, mind you, but some chunkyness is okay by me.
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Porky?
by Low-Key Lysmith inin leu of all these threads lately about what attracts us to the opposite (or same) sex, i was wondering if any of y'all out there share my love for the ladies (or gentlemen, if in your case) to have a little "junk in the trunk" or "cushion for the pushin'"?
i like really voluptuous women.
not obese, mind you, but some chunkyness is okay by me.
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Potty Mouths?
by Low-Key Lysmith inwhen i got out of the dumbs, i use to cuss non-stop i think as a pathetic tactic to make worldy people think i was a little more worldy.
i still swear from time to time, and foul language does not offend me at all, but i was talking to my sister the other day, she just turned 21, has discovered alcohol, is currently on public reproof, and i think is really close to being on her way out herself.
she cursed like a sailor the whole time i was talking to her.
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Passing the time.
by Low-Key Lysmith ini used to come up with all kinds of things to do to pass the time during meetings and especially conventions.
i would resort to counting ceiling tiles sometimes or go over movies in my head line for line.
what did y'all do to beat the doldrum?
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Kickin' it with Moses
by Low-Key Lysmith inhave any of y'all ever participated in the whole "i can't wait for the new the new order so i can meet and hang out with the bible all-stars" thing.
my old man always wanted to meet the apostles who were fishermen 'cause he likes to fish.
i used to picture myself when i was a little kid holding hands with job and moses skipping through the gumdrop forest and petting an alaskan brown bear completly unafraid of bodily harm whilst the 1800 lb bruin grazes peacefully in the pasture.
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Ain't Karma Grand?
by Low-Key Lysmith ini just found out that the po of my old cong who presided over my disfellowshipping meeting was just disfellowshipped himself for a long history of horriffic physical and emotional abuse of his wife and family.. while i feel terrible for his family, i can't help but crack a smile when i think of him sitting in a cell (he was incarcerated for his evil deeds) stewing in his own juices.
when i was a kid in the cong, this guy was the most opiniated, judgemental, hateful asshole i have ever known.
i feel to some extent that justice has been served.